9:30 – 12am
polemical travesty
$8 donation

Ian Maxwell MacKinnon and Eric Zinman present
~ our President and Vice-President ~
celebrating the story of Jesus’ birth with
That Old Time Religion and other Faith-Based Songs
led by the President with Mr. Cheney on piano
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!
*Hear how the Jews can’t get to heaven
*How Billy Graham Planted a Seed in the future President
*Jesus’ 5 Greatest Moments of Political Philosophy
*Jesus: Supporter of the Death Penalty?
*Lost Faith in Government? 10 Ways to Gain Faith in Church
*School Prayer Redemption Time and Jesus Day
*How the President was called to lead America at this urgent time
*How The Ten Commandments and Prayer Brighten Public Buildings!
*Jogging Bible Study With Pretzels
*Free Gifts, Egg Nog, Special Guests & the Crusade to End All Evil
*Satellite Link-up to U.S.O. show for Our Troops in Iraq

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From the people who brought you
A Bush-Cheney Anti-Christmas